You MIght Be A Youth Worker If...

Here's a just for fun top ten list from my friend Tim:

1 You know what a blue flame is and think it’s fun, you might be a youth worker.

2. You’ve heard these words from a Sr. Pastor, “Son, step into my office. We need to talk,” you might be a youth worker.

3. You can devise an impromptu ice-breaker game with 3 paper-clips, 4 tissues and a sharpie, you might be a youth worker.

4. You can justify surfing as work, you might be a youth worker.

5. People pull up to a red light and you have the bass cranked up singing to the top of your lungs in the church van, you might be a youth worker.

6. You've ever declared, “Dude, that would be soooo hardcore!” in response to a senior pastor’s suggestion, you might be a youth worker.

7. You're the one who made a fart sound after lights out just to laugh at the junior high boys with how they react, you might be a youth worker.

8. You've ever sat with a student while they tell they’re parents they are struggling with cutting (put your addiction here) you might be a youth worker.

9 You see a kid sitting off by themselves and your heart feels a tug and you go sit and talk with them all night if need be, you might be a youth worker.

10. It makes you sad that your youth members are growing up, you might be a youth worker.